Message to my son.

You are not a 15 year old boy, so please, please stop eating like one. I am very tired of every time I turn around you are saying "eat" or "lunch" or "cereal" or some other kind of food. Dragging me and saying "walk" as you take me over to the pantry or the refrigerator is not acceptable either. If you don't slow it down we are going to ask people for grocery store gift cards for your birthday. Seriously, take a break. You already ask for "milk", "juice" and "water" continuously. I spend my whole day catering to your food and drink needs. I do have other things that need to get done.
Your tired mom, aka your servant